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I’m pretty simple. I like hand holding and rough sex.

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today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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"The thing about instant coffee is that it smells good, but it tastes like stomach bile."
Looking for Alaska


if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

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